Protect the horde! Join the Zombie Tweeps Army today!

When the dead walk the Earth, who will defend them? It’s a good question, right? Well, I thought it was and so did the subject of this post.

 We all know that the undead will need defending when humankind’s time as the dominant species ends. When civilization falls so will most, if not all, of the world’s governments. Who would start such an organization? Who would take time out of his or her human devouring day to join such a defensive minded military?

 The answer to who would join was actually quite a few others and I. Famed zombie aficiandos such as @TheaIsis, @Matthew_C_Wood, @BlackfireInk, @LiteraryGrrrl and @CdnZmbiRytr just to name a few.

The founder was one of my Twitter BFFs, April R. Denton. April has introduced the Zweeps Army. It’s made up of zombie lovers such as myself from the star spanning Twitter-verse.

 Now, April is an out of the box thinker and a woman much after my own heart. She loves zombies to the point that she writes zombie poetry and is now dabbling in zombierotica. You read correctly. She’s moving into the seldom explored world of zombie romance and all the gory glory of undead lovin’. I told you she was an out of the box thinker. Zombie sex.

 Anyone who has read Memoirs of the Walking Dead knows that I’ve tangled with the matters of undead military units and the taboo world of zombie romance. April’s taken it to the next level and she’s done it brilliantly.

 Visit April’s blog, http://aprilrdenton.wordpress.com/, and enlist today!

 Once you do that I insist you follow her on Twitter under @AprilRDenton. She’s a sweet Chief of Staff of the Zombie Tweep Army and a great friend. Be warned though. She’s a commanding officer who’s not afraid to drop the hammer on any Zweep soldier that doesn’t adhere to the Universal Code of Undead Military Justice.

 What are you waiting for? Go check her out! Trust me. It will be worth your time.

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About Jason McKinney

I'm a word slinging, werewolf loving, zombie wrangling, scare master author, husband and father of three. When I'm not writing, I'm blathering nonsense to the world or taking orders from the family. You have my thanks for stopping by and I hope you enjoy the madness and mayhem! Stay delicious, my living peeps!
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7 Responses to Protect the horde! Join the Zombie Tweeps Army today!

  1. April Denton says:

    Jason, words are failing me right now! I almost cried because of this awesomeness. You are so amazing, thank you so much for this. Thank you so much Zoldier!

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  3. I’m in man. Major Hazzard reporting for duty. #zweeps, #zweepsarmy, #zweepettes (chicks) #zweepchaps (dudes) April has been great getting this hashtag promoted and organized.

    Nice blog Jason!

  4. As you’ll see…I’m sort of pro-human…but I did post some zombie porn here:
    http://davidrothbauer.wordpress.com/2012/01/08/strategies-for-defence-against-zombie-hordes/

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