Madison, TN – Tree frogs have become the new fashion head-gear for 8-year-old girls. Fashion trailblazer Sarah McKinney had this to say, “I think he’s cute. I’ll name him Buddy and wear him on my head and love him forever.” Parents are alarmed that there may be a similarity between budding fashion star, Ms. McKinney and that creepy, animal obsessed girl, Elmyra Duff from Tiny Toon Adventures.
Parents are currently trying to negotiate for the
hostage’s frog’s release.