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Werewolves of the Dead Chapter Eighteen

Chapter Eighteen   They piled their weapons and the remainder of Shannon’s clothes into Shannon’s restored Chevy Nova. Shannon was ordered to drive, which was fine by her; it was her car. The march of the undead had dwindled to … Continue reading

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Protect the horde! Join the Zombie Tweeps Army today!

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When the dead walk the Earth, who will defend them? It’s a good question, right? Well, I thought it was and so did the subject of this post.  We all know that the undead will need defending when humankind’s time … Continue reading

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I am so offensive!

I love this blog about me and Memoirs of the Walking Dead: http://zombierightscampaign.org/blog/?p=1957&cpage=1#comment-6540 I truly hope that Mr. Sears gets back to me! I think he will be surprised by the ending! Cheers!

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Undead Survival: How to beat humans at their own game

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I can’t say it enough. If you’re undead, get a gun. In the early days there were plenty laying around so all the smart zombies grabbed one. These days the “battles” seem to be limited to the rural areas with … Continue reading

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My first guest appearance

Stuart Conover at buyzombie.com was nice enough to allow me a guest post! Go here to read it! http://www.buyzombie.com/2011/03/24/zombie-humor/how-zombies-find-humans-in-darkness-or-a-zombie-food-review/ Thanks and stay delicious!

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Buy a book and maybe get to see a giant zombie chicken

My wife and I were talking about marketing Memoirs of the Walking Dead when an idea came to me. How about I dress up like a chicken, with a sandwich board that says “Eat More Humans” like those cows at … Continue reading

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Which do you prefer?

Charlotte and I were sitting here enjoying the evening when a memory of the past came rushing to me. Memory recovery is usually slow but this was quick. One night, in the early days, a US military unit ambushed a … Continue reading

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Meat the Cast or Who, not what, we are

There really wasn’t much to say about me in life. I worked for the Ohio Department of Transportation and I was very single. I had the same cat then as I do now. The only difference is now she’s undead, … Continue reading

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Introductions first. Feeding later.

Like the title says, intro’s first. My name was, is… no, yes, it’s is, no, maybe both… Paul Rierson. I was thirty-two when I died and thirty-three when I reanimated. I died from the Pelican Flu. How I contracted it … Continue reading

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Hello world!

I’m Paul. To find out the rest of my story check out my Memoirs of the Walking Dead: A story from the Zombies Point of Veiw. Thanks!

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