*Whew* This writing thing is harder-er than I thought

My hero hard at work.

My hero hard at work.


Yes, that’s a purposefully poor joke on my part in the title, but you get the idea about the topic (hopefully).

Hello, my faithful friends and followers it has been much too long since we’ve met. I’m working full time again (as some already are aware of) and yes, I am still writing.

And yes, this writing gig while working 45+ hours a week, balancing a family of five, while maintaining an exercise regime is difficult. My mother used to say that there wasn’t enough hours in the day and as a child I often looked at her like she’d grown an arm from her forehead. What did I know? I was only a kid.

And I still am.

It’s been a hectic new start to a New Year. I’ve picked running and tennis (as much as it can be called tennis when playing with a 7 and 9 year old) again and I’ve very nearly quit smoking. I say very nearly because going from 35 cigarettes a day to 5 in a month is pretty good, but not quite there. I’ve got five left in my last pack and I’m endeavoring not to smoke those. It’s not enough to throw them in the bin. It’s about willpower and me choosing to exercise mine.

Okay, I’ve defended myself enough, onto the writing talk.

For the past year I’ve been grappling with completing the sequel to Dog World. Yes, there is a second book coming, and there will be a third, but all good things come in their own time. And that time is…soon.

My job and family eat, no, that’s not right. I’d say they devour my time, and like any writer, author, or whatever you call yourselves, you hammer away on your work in progress where you can. For me it’s my lunch hour, while my son is at Saturday drill, and on Sunday morning if, God forbid, I’m not pulling overtime. I don’t mind overtime, but we need to pay the foreseeable future’s rent and feed the immediate hunger sometime. LIke a famous man once said, “I’ve got this powerful need to eat sometime this month.” But I digress. I do write at those times. In fact, those times have reignited my passion for writing.

For the longest time I ambled along calling the Dog World sequel, Dog ‘Verse. ‘Verse was a play on Universe, but there was something wrong with it. The lycans aren’t going into space, are they? They might. That comes later. Maybe. No, Dog ‘Verse was wrong and that bothered me. I didn’t think I’d get it fixed, but then I let it go.

One night, not long after leaving it alone, while watching a My Name is Earl rerun I laughed and said something to the effect of “Looks like that’s gone to hell and the dogs”. Inspiration struck me and a new title floated to the surface; Dog World: Gone to Hell.

I liked it immediately and wouldn’t you know it, the word damn split open and the story returned to focus. I mean it’s not like I lost sight or even forgot mind you. No, the story just became a little blurry. But now all is well, DW: Gone to Hell is finished, and in a month I’ll be sending it off to my trusty proofreading buddy (you know who you are *cough cough Janet Sked cough cough*), and hopefully after that it will be in print soon after.

This writing thing is hard or even harder-er, but who would have thought that having something as time consuming as a full time job would lubricate the old mental cogs, forcing them into action.

You know what? I wonder how you other writers get the old mental juices flowing when things grind down or even develop into *gasp* writers block? Make a comment and let me know what you do or share a story that unplugged the floodgate on your WIP. Hey, I’m open to almost anything.

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WerewolfCon refund cometh!

Today I received some great news and just in time for the holidays! Robert Griffiths, one of the organizers for Werewolf Con, called to inform me he is issuing me a refund for the table I bought for WereWolf Con that was supposed to take place in May of 2012.

I’d given up on ever receiving anything concerning a refund from WerewolfCon months ago. I chucked it all up to a hope gone south and moved on with my life.

For those who aren’t in the know about that debacle, you can go here and read up on that misadventure. Then come back here and scroll down (past the Emily approved Popotan pic) to read the rest of this post about what happened today.

She may not be singing Jingle Bells correctly.

She may not be singing Jingle Bells correctly.

I was at work when my wife emailed me saying that Robert Griffiths, business associate of Jordan Polintan in Werewolf Con, had called to confirm my email address to issue a refund for my table. To be honest, I couldn’t believe it, but there it was in ye olde bank.

Long story short is Mr. Griffiths states that he has been in litigation with person or persons unknown to me over the funds for Werewolf Con ever since everything to do with the Con went pear-shaped and had just gotten the money today. He let my wife and I know that he is in the process of issuing refunds to others like me that were involved with Werewolf Con. It sounds like he wants to disperse the money back to where it should be, and for that I am thankful. Let it be known that I’ve always believed in Christmas miracles.

Mr. Griffiths did inquire to my wife if I would take the WerewolfCon or Just a Con post down and she said she doubted it. She’s correct, I don’t intend to. I’m leaving it up for my own reasons, but I have made an update on that post that the debt has been made good.

So, thank you to Mr. Robert Griffiths for his integrity, and I hope all those affected by WerewolfCon as I was join me in saying thank you and Happy Holidays!

Note:
I made an error in who the litigation involved and for that I apologize. The correction has been made. My only regret is that communication over the last seven months concerning recovering funds had been as good as communication in regards to correcting a misquote in a blog.

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My apologies on my absence

A Young Marine, a gyspy, and the daughter of Frankenstein’s Monster walk up to a sci-fi character and demand delicious sweets.

It’s been almost two months since I’ve done a post and it’s time I did one. It’s the night before Halloween (Devil’s Night in some areas) and I’ve just completed carving three pumpkins with the family. I know I’m not the only one to partake in this yearly ritual tonight.

It’s been an wild month for us here. On the first I began working full time again for what I can only describe as the best company I’ve ever been employed by. We’ve had to make some adjustments to this, some minor and some major, but it’s been worth it.

For my fans that have questioned where I’ve been and whether or not I’m still writing let the above paragraph serve as an explanation and as for the writing I am still cranking away tales.

I’ve gotten 265 pages out of a possible 350 written for the sequel to Dog World completed, and I am 85 pages into proofing those 265 already written. The goal is to have it completed and ready for Kindle at the very least by the end of February 2013. This is an objective I know I can make. Believe it or not, since I’ve begun working I can write with a clearer mind. I know that’s weird, but it’s true. Working full time again has renewed my love, no not love, but passion for writing. What can I say? I’ve always been an oddball.

The picture above was taken last Friday at my office. The company, MorphoTrust USA, had allowed employees kids to trick or treat from cubicle to cubicle. To say everyone had a great time is an understatement. They even allowed the employees to dress up.

On that Friday Emily dressed up as Frankie Stein from Monster High, Sarah was a gypsy, and Chris went the route of putting on his Charlie uniform and going as, you guessed it, a Young Marine Private First Class. For those wondering, that’s Leela from Futurama giving them candy.

Just know that I am still with the world and doing my best for my family, my fans, and my friends.

Until the next time, Happy Halloween, stay safe, and as my protagonist from Memoirs likes to say, stay delicious, my living peeps.

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Upcoming birthday?! Let’s celebrate with free ebooks!

Fellow author, or ravenous monster. You decide.

September 10, 2012 my daughter, Sarah McKinney, will turn 9 years old. Born on 9/10/03 at 9:09AM (the nurse meant to put 9:10AM on the birth certificate for no other reason than the sheer coolness of it, but didn’t) this “child” developed a noodle eating fetish that is feared in Italian restaurants around the nation and became the bane to existence of her older brother, Christopher. The old saying of  beware of what you wish for applies to him since he was the one that asked for a sister.

Regardless! To celebrate the day, my children’s chapter book, Sheriff Teddy and the Mysterious Egg Thieves, and my horror short story collection, Hell is What You Make of It, will be available for free, all day, for Kindle, on her birthday.

Some of you may be scratching your heads, thinking, “I get the kids book being free, but the horror collection? What the hell is up with that?” Well, the horror collection features a Spongebob Squarepants/zombie mashup written by Sarah. It was my way of helping her become a published horror writer. It’s what she wants to do when she grows up. Weird, I know, but who am I to crush a child’s dreams?

So help us celebrate this event and spread the word about free, awesome ebooks. Come on, now. You can’t beat free, fun ebooks.

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The Swedish Zombie has become… a daddy!

Isn’t she beautiful?

My good friend, fellow blogger, and the first to review Memoirs of the Walking Dead overseas has become a father. The new father is Jonny Berg and he runs swedishzombie.com. From what I can tell, on Monday they had a beautiful little girl. My congratulations goes out to him and his lovely lady!

I meant to blog about this on Monday, but I got sidetracked by my own kids and life with them. Jonny, if you’re reading this then say good-bye to sleep, free time, and sanity. But what you lose is more than made up for with a child.

If you get a moment in your busy day, jump on over to his site and leave some well wishes somewhere on his site. :-)

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sickening. Simply sickening.

Oh… my… God!

This year I entered the Amazon Breakthrough Novel Award competition and unlike past years I made it into the second round. It was in that round that I fell to the wayside.

I imagine that all the contestants that were eliminated in the second round received two critiques. One was favorable and pointed out the good and bad in my writing. That was great. Useful criticism is a staple in writing. The other couldn’t make it past the scene where the protagonist becomes infected with The Pelican Flu.

Now I’ve done a copy and paste of what was said, and nothing was changed. I hope you enjoy.

The Not-So-Big Book of Sickness

ABNA Expert Reviewer

What is the strongest aspect of this excerpt?

This excerpt was all about disgusting bodily fluids, vomit, sickness and misery. I think it will stick in my mind for hours after I finish this excerpt. The visual imigages were awful and nauseating. I don’t think I will ever forget it although I’d like to.

What aspect needs the most work?

I would like to see some part of this book not want to make me vomit. I wish the author could write about something else than bodily excretions, sickness and disease. Yes, I know it’s about him being a ghost but there is no way I would want to continue reading after such gross images.

What is your overall opinion of this excerpt?

sickening. Simply sickening. That is not to say that the author is not a good writer. Indeed, he managed to capture the essence of disgustingness. For that I must credit him. But I don’t know who would want to read this book and willingly put themselves in a world full of vomit.

So the truth is out. I can write and I can do it well. I’ve given out more copies of Memoirs of the Walking Dead than I could keep up with and more than a dozen people, that I know of, are unable to make it past the initial infection or the sickness that follows. Without giving anything away I wanted to do a unique infection scene, inspired by The 40 Year Old Virgin, and a sickness scene unlike anything anyone has ever read or witnessed on a screen. It appears I have succeeded and I take no small amount of pride in that. In fact, I take a lot of pride in that fact. If you want to learn more you should really pick up a copy and find out. It’s guaranteed to make you squirm.

Edit: I forgot to point out that the “expert reviewer” also believed the story was about a ghost when in fact the title is Memoirs of the Walking Dead: A story from the zombie’s point of view. Obviously he or she wasn’t a zombie/horror/comedy fan.

 
 
 
 
 
 
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We come from an island

We come from an island. A motivated island. They call that island Parris Island. – Marine Corps Cadence

This is the first place recruits learn forming up on Parris Island. The infamous Yellow Footprints. Many recruits instantly ask themselves, “What have I done?” here.

Christopher’s platoon, the Music City Young Marines, came back Friday evening on 20July2012. They came back motivated, hard core, and changed. The change was especially noticeable in Christopher. He walks with more pride than he ever has and is now convinced that he wants an MOS of 5812, Working Dog Handler. Parris Island has made up his mind.

“Through these portals pass prospects for the world’s finest fighting force—United States Marines.” Music City Young Marines at Receiving Barracks entrance.

The “kids” had a blast. I use quotes because they did things most people never experience and came out the better for it. They experienced the gas chamber (the chamber was filled with residue from a recruit platoon the day before), run the Obstacle Course, were able to “fire” at the ISMT (Indoor Simulated Marksmanship Trainer), rappelled from a 55ft tower, performed stations at the Crucible, performed Close Order Drill under the guidance of their Drill Instructor, SGT Patton Butler, and of course did lots and lots of PT (physical training). Like I said, they had a blast.

Rappelling was the most challenging for a few of the Young Marines. But all did it, showing a level of physical courage that is admirable.

It wasn’t all work though. They went bowling, visited the Marine Corps Museum and the rifle range to see recruits qualify, and were able to watch Kilo Company 1st Battalion graduate.

Mr. Westbrooks, Drill Instructor SGT Butler, and the Music City Young Marines visiting one of Parris Islands rifle ranges.

It was an experience that Christopher, and everyone in his platoon that I’ve spoken to, cannot wait to do again.

Making sugar cookies in one of Parris Island’s sand pits. Lets see how many people out there instantly get that “joke”.

I’d like to give proper credit and thanks to Mr. Anthony Westbrooks and his wife Barbara Westbrooks for giving me advanced access to the photos in this post. Without them, this entry would not be up today. And a special thank you to Mr. Westbrooks for commanding the best unit in the Young Marines.

I’d also like to say thank you to Drill Instructor SGT Patton Butler for visiting my blog when they first arrived. Mr. Westbrooks relayed to me that he was impressed with my posts about the Music City Young Marines and Christopher. I can’t tell you how pleased I am that he found my graduation post humorous and enlightening. Thank you, Drill Instructor for what you did for Christopher and his platoon that week. Christopher really was inpired by you.

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Bundle of frayed nerves

YM CPL Shannon “Gomez Addams” Rapp and YM PFC Chris “This Guy” McKinney

Monday has come and gone, and it’s only Wednesday. Chris, my son, left for MCRD Parris Island Monday morning at 0405 (4:05AM CST) for his four “summer camp”.

 

Waiting to disembark while discussing the finer points of shaving peach fuzz.

 

For those that don’t know, Chris is a Private First Class in the Music City Young Marines. He enlisted on February 25th of this year and graduated on May 19th as a PFC. He was nervous to say the least. But he’s not alone in that. Out of the 18 kids that went, only 5 had been there previously and those 13 were just as scared as he. Luckily one of the ”veterans” has befriended him and is helping him along.

Chris and his evil pet gerbil, YM PFC Pim Riley

But who will help us along? By “us” I mean Tabitha and I and the other parents that are nervous and scared for their children. Make no mistake, it’s not like we’ve sent our kids into harm’s way. They’ll do hard things like Marine style PT (physical training), rappelling, the obstacle course, portions of the Crucible, rifle drill and some simulated rifle range training, but still, these are our babies.

Getting squared away.

Once upon a time I didn’t understand the horror my mother felt when she signed for me to enlist at 17, and I sure as hell didn’t get her fear as I left for Parris Island 19 years ago last month. But I do now.  Dear God do I ever.

Here we go!

Chris is a tough but sensitive kid. He wants to be a Marine K9 handler before moving on to becoming a veterinarian. He loves animals to the point where he bawls his eyes out when he sees those ASPCA commercials. “Damn them for showing that,” he mutters more often than not as he leaves the room. He’s very sensitive.

Chris and his rack mate, YM PFC Chris Cooke

They’ll return Friday night around midnight and I’m sure that Thursday night will be spent by us in the same way that Sunday night was spent; full of anticipation, worry, and nervousness. Do I think he’s fine? Yes. Do I think he’s afraid? Hell yes. Do I know he can do it? Hell f*ck yes! Am I proud of him? You bet your ass I am. But I’m dad, and as such, I worry about my baby. It wasn’t that long ago that we brought him home and he was just that. Now, he’s a teenaged Young Marine discovering himself. Where did the last 13 years go?

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Friday Flash Fiction… starring Nina D’arcangela

The monster’s mistress

Today I have a treat for you, dear reader. I recently asked Nina D’arcangela if she’d be willing to do a bit of flash fiction for me. She agreed and asked on what topic or phrase. As I pondered the answer I was flipping through some photos recently downloaded to my laptop. I came across one that was both disturbing and head scratching. It is the picture you see below.

The monster in my kitchen

 It was this picture that prompted me to give Nina my idea.

My girls have a terrible habit of snatching the cameras in the house and doing with them as they please. We won’t know what’s on a memory card until days or even weeks later.

In this instance, The Monster in the Kitchen was borne. Nina was kind enough to do two different versions on this photo and Sarah, the monster, asked if I could use both. Well, here you go. Enjoy and beware the kitchen!

The Monster in the Kitchen

Having gone late one night into the pantry for a snack, I sat still as can be in the dark gobbling my treat. Suddenly I hear a noise emanating from the hall, have I been caught? Sliding farther into the recesses of the dimness, I watch for the door!

But lo, what do I see? It is she, the Noodle Fairy who passes through my entry. Small, near to petite, she flits about surveying cabinets and cupboards looking for something to eat. Should I reveal myself and offer to share my fare with her? Just as I am about to do so, she pulls the last set of doors from the wall in a frustrated frenzy and tosses them to the floor!

While she skulks back through the winter’s cache of eats once more, I catch the glint of a fang from her opened maw. I think I shall sit here quiet while she forages, and disturb her not. Just as she reaches the final set of cabinets, my heart drops. My body has betrayed me, my stomach flip-flops!

Swiftly she turns, I flick on the light, and in a deep rumble she demands of me “Noodles!” this night. Scared beyond my wits, and not wishing the sting of those fangs, I hold out my spoon and into a gentile creature she tames. Curling atop the counter like to a cat in my lap, I spoon, she slurps, she has been sated at last. The bowl runs dry, and I see her grimace, but the cupboard is nearby, many a can I quickly pry.  Near six probably seven she devours ‘till sated at last, belly full I offer a final treat and she just gently laughs. To the fridge I scuffle and pull out my most precious delight, I have grown it myself and picked it this very night. Rind of gold and green, grown perfectly round, I turn to offer her my prized Mellon only to hear her shriek and scream!

I try to convey my intent was just right, but she is in a rage that cannot be contained by the shared broth of this night. With a cacophonous roar at me she lunges, clawing the fruit from my grasp, to the floor it plunges!

The red ickor of pulp splatters with seeds, she looks at me as though I have committed the most heinous of deeds. Pain and betrayal flick through her small child-like eyes, as if to wonder how I could do such a thing, as to ruin the trust the noodles did bring.

Scared for my safety once again, I stand frozen in shock while my wife descends. Just before the kitchen door is breached, the Noodle Fairy turns from me and through the window she leaps.

My wife looks around surveying the mess, and wonders aloud what I’ve done to cause such distress.

“The Fairy,” I tell her, “she was here and noodles we shared, she must have been frightened off when you came down the stairs.”

“No fairy is that,” she exclaims in pure fright, “it was a monster in my kitchen you encounter this night.”

“Can’t be true!” I say, “I feed her by spoon, she was just a wee little thing that needed our food!”

“No dear one,” she scoffs at my plight. “It is the red goo on the floor around you that saved you this night. Know you not that the beast fears Mellon of water the most? Oh my dear love, consider yourself lucky not to have been her next roast!”

While she begins to clean the mess I have made, I consider her words. They ring of some truth, I have heard stories that claim the fairy a spoof. A demon of minuscule proportion she is said to hide, behind the face of a ‘lil angel she uses as her guise.

The kitchen cleaned, the mess cleared away, my wife takes my hand and leads me to rest for the next day. One final glance back as I flick out the light, I cannot think the creature would have harmed me, not after sharing with her my soup this night.

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The Monster in the Kitchen

I shall tell of words most heinous yet true, of what this tiny creature shall do!

Dare you boil a pot of her most desirous stock, no choice she will have, to it she must flock. Flavor it with plucked bird and try to keep her away, your cottage is the one she will visit this day.

Sneaking through doors and windows, crevasse and cracks, the monster will breach all to gobble your snacks!

There is one secret known, twill guarantee your broth be safe.

Find yourself the Mellon that is black pitted, slice it thick, plate it near and she shall be outwitted!

The creature does love her noodles and broth, but the fruit with seeds shall make her froth. Should you wish your eats safe, do as I say – take up arms and be ready to defend your soup this way!

The pitted pink fruit an unexpected fright, the creature will not bother your meal of noodles this night. Nay of locks and bars tried yet true, heed these words of warning I share with you.

She is small and fanged with near no fear, thus you must have the pinkest fruit near! Those who do not, find themselves porridge dry, and to bed without sup, their children shall cry.

Do not be deceived, she is cute and petite, yet from your foulest bird, she shall steal the meat.

And you the kind server, you have prepared her delight; stand back my friend, for without the fruit, ‘tis you she may bite!

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Nina’s Bio (or the awesomeness of Ms. D’arcangela)

Nina D’Arcangela was the type of girl who, when given a doll as a child, would immediately pop its head off to see what was inside, then spend countless hours contemplating how so many fantastic and fantastical things could be in her own head while the doll’s was so very vacant.  

Enamored by the imaginatively woven tales of Edgar Allen Poe, H.P. Lovecraft, Ray Bradbury, H.G. Wells, Edgar Rice Burrows and Arthur C. Clark, magical worlds took form from their inspiration keeping her awake night after night reading by flashlight under the covers, or nesting in a closet with the door shut.  While willing to read just about anything that is well crafted, she has a soft spot for the darker side of writing in the Horror, Sci-Fi and Other World genres.

Nina can be reached through Sirens Call Publications at Nina@SirensCallPublications.com; or darc.nina@gmail.com.  Please visit her on her blog “Sotet Angyal: The Dark Angel” at sotetangyal.wordpress.com; or “Spreading the Writer’s Word” at ninadarc.wordpress.com; and feel free to stalk her on Twitter as @Sotet_Angyal or on PenoftheDamned.com

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Let’s do some movie quotes

It’s Sunday and I’m feeling a little goofy. I want anyone that views this post to comment with their favorite movie quote. I’d like to see the line along with the character that said it and in what movie. It can be a single sentence or a paragraph. I’ll go first with one that stuck with me since I was a kid.

“And now you understand. Anything goes wrong, anything at all… your fault, my fault, nobody’s fault… it won’t matter – I’m gonna blow your head off. No matter what else happens, no matter who gets killed I’m gonna blow your head off. ” John Wayne-Big Jake

And now you understand…

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